I Will Not Buy You, Frank & Oak

I will not buy you, Frank & Oak
You follow me as I like and poke
Watch me as I read and view
But I do not like you. Ew, ew, ew!
You think I’m in your demographic
But I’d as soon be stuck in traffic
Before I’d wear your belts and cloak
I do not like you, Frank & Oak

I will not grow a long, long beard
I think your advertisements weird
I cannot wish to be like those
I will not ever wear your clothes!
I won’t look “sharp” as you advise
I hate your model’s dreamy eyes
I dislike how he stands there staring
Beside the news I’m busy bearing

Please leave me be, you Frank & Oak
Go pick on some other folk
Who suffer insecurities
That you can treat with trendy tees
You mock this world, make it a joke
Just go away please, Frank & Oak