For $5, English professor Allyson Ritger will come up with the perfect title for your latest masterpiece – painting, song, book. Email or text her “title, please” but spare the details of your magnum opus. She doesn’t want to know the medium, theme, or size. Within 24 hours of your request, you’ll receive 3-5 titles, of which you can use any. They’re yours to keep. She never reuses a title.
Clients include California artist Tracey Kessler (her current exhibition in San Francisco at ArtHaus Gallery is called “Abstract Notions”) and self-published author Dustin Wells, who’s book “Cappuccina Cowboy” is about a raucous journey through the heart of America (sex, drugs, dogs included).