Britney Spears has a new dress. Britney Spears likes to model new clothes. Britney Spears leaves the rest up to her fans to decide! Is her new video quirky and cute, or a little creepy in an adorable spacey doll-like way? Why quirky and cute, of course!
Wearing a sort of Bavarian barmaid-slash-angel dress (call it dirndl angel), replete with choker, Britney Spears cheers up the holidays for her fans — and looks out for Santa while she’s at it.
“I got this dress for Christmas …” Britney writes, “and it fits me to a T !!!!!! I hope you all are having a wonderful holiday !!! Don’t forget to leave Santa cookies 🍪 …. and milk tonight.”
Britney cocks her head repeatedly, squeezes her choker and says nothing — though she does pause meaningfully to clutch at her chest and pinch the hardworking fabric there. One fan writes “at this point, she has to be doing this as a joke right?”
If they’re right about that, fans get the joke for sure. Nearly three million people have liked the post. Though one who liked it also wrote “just never understand what’s happening in any of her videos.” Especially the French ones?
Not a small number of fans admit to worrying about the star they love. One writes, as many others do in different words. “I hope Britney is OK.” So is Britney Spears a little off, or is she the best thing in silent movies since Charlie Chaplin? You decide!
Here she in in a Christmas “talkie” — with the same famous hair throw head cock.
