Her ship is headed toward an opening that is too suggestive to be accidental — especially for an image expert like Kate Upton. Or maybe it is accidental and she’s just a natural.
Decked out in a gorgeous bikini and arching her back dreamily on the deck, Upton sails toward a crevasse that — well, let’s just say marketers have been planting subliminal images like this in product spots for a very long time. Sometimes it’s a phallic image, but the female equivalent of phallic is yonic, which is what Upton delivers here.
Will Upton make it through the passage? Is hubby and sports superstar Justin Verlander steering the ship? All we have to go on is that Ms. Upton is “dreaming of weekends on the water.” She is, after all, in a lot of dreams…
