This again? After Charlie Sheen said he would like to return to Two and a Half Men, Ashton Kutcher decided to put the rumor to rest by dismissing anything Charlie Sheen has to say. “I’ve just kind of stopped listening to things Charlie Sheen says. Charlie Sheen has become a parent on Charlie Brown to me,” he told Conan O’Brien, before breaking into a WAH -WAH-WAH voice. “And I just keep saying ‘Thank you for the great job. I’ve got a great job, and it’s thanks to you not having it anymore.’ I’m just gonna keep going to work and collecting the check.”
To be honest, I didn’t realize that Two and a Half Men was still on the air. Mercifully, this is the show’s last season. Will Sheen make an appearance before the show ends? Does anyone care? Or should he be looking for work on Charlie Brown?