Remember back in the innocent days of 2019, when someone said “influencer” and the mind conjured Kim Kardashian or Kylie Jenner or, at worst, some Russian hackers with eyes on American elections? Those were the days, it turns out. Because the biggest influencer in the year 2020 across the entire globe is the Covid — and it’s influencing everything.
America’s sweetheart and gorgeous #1 “Friend” Jennifer Aniston has something to say to it, too, and she speaks for us all. “Dear Covid…,” Jen writes, “You can kindly F@!k off now thank you BYE.”
Because what everybody wants Jennifer Aniston’s Instagram to look like is this…
And this…
So we are so here for Jennifer Aniston’s flinging the digit. So here for it.
