Let’s just start by reminding everyone that the most liked photo on Instagram is an egg. Just an egg. Yeah, it’s perfectly eggy, but beyond that — well the Internet, and the human race, are just mysterious.
The egg is famous, but not as famous as, you know, Cardi B. Now Cardi B is famous. So famous that she can slowly, silently suck the meat from a chicken foot — and that video will get 10 million views and counting. It’s a delicacy in Brazil, China, the Dominican Republic and Thailand among many other places. The Latino name for the dish is patas de pollo.
Cardi B gives the people what they want and that is some close up action. Her eyes pop like she’s a big-eyed anime masterpiece, and the sound is all ambient noise and Cardi B’s ample lips and teeth smacking and sucking on the meat. Welcome to celebrity 101 in the 21st century.
