Howard Stern is once again the biggest thing in publishing because the self-proclaimed “King of All Media” has “tortured” himself for two years to write another book. It’s been more than two decades since Stern’s Private Parts — the “fastest selling autobiography of all time” — rocked the publishing world, selling millions of copies and giving birth to a surprisingly sweet and compelling movie.
Now with Howard Stern Comes Again, the radio talk master and satellite radio superstar again chooses a title with at least a double meaning, maybe more. In perfect Stern fashion, the title Private Parts brilliantly suggested both genitalia and intimate revelations. In the same fashion, Comes Again indicates both ejaculation and, more innocently, “returns” — as in a sequel. But Howard Stern Returns? Where’s the fun in that?
Below are nine alternate titles for Stern’s new book, each of which would also be #1 on the bestseller list if Stern had chosen it. Because no matter how clever his titles, of the four words on his book cover the only two words that really matter are these: Howard Stern.
Alternative euphemism-tinged titles for Howard Stern Comes Again:
- Howard Stern Getting Some
- Howard Stern With Benefits
- Howard Stern Getting Busy
- Howard Stern Balls Deep
- Howard Stern Hanky Panky
- Howard Stern Hot Beef
- Howard Stern Laying Pipe
- Howard Stern Makin’ Bacon
- Howard Stern Money Shot
