This is turning into quite the week for ladyparts. First there was the news that you can get a vagina high.* Then the woman whose nether regions are the model for the Fleshlight-–or “the woman who lends her vagina to men all over the world” as the company owner gleefully puts it–toured the factory that makes the sex-toy (Euphrat Mai’s father told her that her vagina was “a special present from God,” so presumably Fleshlight users are rather devout). And now comes the woman with an incredibly strong vagina; we know it’s strong because she lifts things with it. All sorts of things — a bunch of bananas; donuts; a surfboard.
Life coach and sex expert Kim Anami wants women to get in touch with their inner strength and sexuality by lifting things with their vaginas. “Integrate your sexual energy into everything you do. When women are dissociated from their vaginas, they are also cut off from the natural and enlivening flow of their sexual energy. When the vagina is brought back to life, that vital, life-force energy is available to you to channel into all parts of your life.” She’s currently traveling the globe and posting vaginal weightlifting tips at her blog–the post has an incredibly SEO-friendly name: Things I Lift With My Vagina-–and her Instagram account.
* Insert schoolboy joke about baked muffins here.