She had me riding a ten speed down a reclaimed railroad bed. She was talking about things she liked while I thought of things I did not like.
I did not like her house. I did not like it's drywall. Its central air and Disney-themed snow globes ordered from a catalog inside of a corner cabinet also ordered from a catalog. I did not like their hot tub, their dryer, their dishwasher. I did not like their lifestyle, their health. I did not like that I liked her.
--by Dylan Nice
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