Cardi B looks like the kind of nurse who could raise the dead, so her effect on the living is predictably intense. As one fun fan wrote, seeing Cardi B ready to give out some treatment, “errrybody gon be sick now.” Yup. Can you just imagine the wear and tear on the button people use to summon the nurse?
Lately sometimes Cardi just lets her pics fly solo, without any comment at all. But she gets down and dirty — literally — in her scatological comment “I’m her to assist your shhhhttaaaankin ass.” Well even that visual cannot ruin the moment for fans because, well, because Cardi B!
Everybody gonna be sick? One fan writes: “Help me please, I’m experiencing chest pains, severe coughing because your foot is firmly planted on my neck! I cannot breathe, help me. I need mouth to mouth.” Yup, Cardi B is making the Internet sick. Very sick. Forget Obamacare. The people want some Cardicare.