On The Real Housewives of New York City episode “Ship Happens,” the ladies are still in Cartagena, Colombia on their group vacation. If you’re getting bored with the tension between Carole Radziwill and Bethenny Frankel, turn your attention to Dorinda Medley. While on a boat ride (which turns out to be from hell), Dorinda sums up the whole trip — the whole series, damn, the whole Real Housewives franchise — in 26 words. She turns to Bethenny and says: “Isn’t it amazing how we go on these trips and we’re all like f—ked up and weird and then we end up like somehow bonding. What is that all about?” (Bethenny gives a meek “I don’t know” reply.)
[Bethenny wears a crochet monokini like this one by Doll & Co, $99]
Meanwhile, inside the boat, Sonja Morgan and Tinsley Mortimer argue about the increasingly bumpy boat ride and what’s normal and what isn’t. P.S. Also in this episode, Dorinda breaks down in tears over how badly she’s treated Luann de Lesseps. Bethenny tries to console her. The Real Housewives of New York City airs Wednesdays at 9pm on Bravo.