50 Cent just wrote on his Facebook page: “I just did a deal for $78 million for underwear. What did you m–f–rs do today?” Besides making you feel like a slouch, 50 Cent is trying to get you to buy some Frigos. It’s underwear. Hi tech underwear, if that makes a difference to you. It’s a hundred bucks a boxer-brief. Bleacher Report says Frigo is “insanely comfortable. It feels like I’m not even wearing underwear.” (What’s he normally wearing, burlap? And for $100, don’t you kinda want to feel it? But anyway.)
The inspiration for 50 Cent’s move is probably the news that his “little brother” Floyd Mayweather is finally going to fight Manny Pacquiao. It’ll be the highest grossing fight of all time, and the feud between Mayweather and 50 Cent is all about cash and who’s got more of it. In the latest installment of the feud, which is a tale of a friendship gone wrong over money, 50 Cent insinuated Mayweather couldn’t read. Mayweather responded by posting a couple of checks made out to him totaling $72,276,000.00. Everybody could read that. There was no way 50 Cent was going to post anything less. Notice that with his latest boast, 50 Cent beats “little brother” Floyd by $5 million and change.