Want to have Hillary Clinton show up at your next event? Kid’s birthday party? Political rally? It’s easy, as long as you have a lot of money to spend. A “found” document posted on Cryptome.org lays out the terms for Hillary to drop by.
Right up front is Hillary’s most important term: a fee of $225,000. The fee is really important to Hillary’s integrity as a woman of the people and, need you need reminding, her role as a mother and soon-to-be grandmother. After the fee, you’ll need to pay Hillary for her expenses to reach you: a private jet for her, first-class tickets for her staffers, a Presidential Suite, limos, meals and more. A quick estimate for such expenses for a trip for the Clinton team from DC to Denver runs over $76,000 (including tax). For your money you get about 90 minutes of Madame Secretary’s time, including a 30-minute meet-and-greet with a strict limit of only 50 photos.
