“Look this is a real meeting Steve Bannon and you’re wearing f’ing khakis. Not only that, you need a haircut. Did you see the sign? This is the Conservative Political Action Conference. CPAC — this is Ronald Reagan territory and you look like you’re planning a protest about the food on campus at Swarthmore. Get dressed man! We’re here for business. We’ve already got one longhair on board but he gets a pass — that’s his signature ‘do. The rest of us are Pence haircut guys — and we wear suits. So don’t touch me. I am not of your touchy-feely ilk. I am a Republican. We don’t touch. We don’t love people who aren’t in our own families. We are here on business, sir, and you have been getting on my nerves.”
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— The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) February 23, 2017
That may or may not be what Reince Priebus is thinking in the video below, captured by ABC News. But Preibus swats away Bannon’s glad hand like it belongs to Larry Craig. Again with the touchy and the khakis, a known social repellent, “You used to work at Goldman Sachs,” Priebus says to himself. “Get yourself together, man. And keep your hands to yourself. What happened to you?”
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