Dear ABC,
I dare you to find a viewer who won’t tune in to Live! with Kelly and Charlie Sheen. (I highly recommend we use the last name there — it’s choice, you know?) People will tune in to see that show. My face has been in more living rooms more often on more TVs than almost anybody else alive. (Consider the reruns!) I’m practically in Regis territory here.
Sure I had some stumbles, but I’m back. Really. And I know how to work it with blondes – ask anybody, it’s true. A total specialty of mine. Note to your number-crunchers: I’ve got 12 million Twitter followers. Michael Strahan? 1.4 million. Ahem, not to boast but: winning. Even Anderson Cooper, who I hear you’re considering — like, 7 million followers. Andy Cohen, not even close! Live! with Kelly and Charlie Sheen — it’s a hit!
Truly and sincerely,
Charlie Sheen*
Look at me on the set — sweet right?
Sat down with the
Good doc again.
The journey continues.
Airs today.
© pic.twitter.com/TrxtKCfzMF— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 10, 2016
* Not, actually, Charlie Sheen. But then you knew that.
