Well, who hasn’t had this happen? You’re sitting comfortably and, er, indulging in onanisitic habits while watching Louie (naturally) and your mother walks in and catches you, and leaves thinking you have a thing for Louis CK and/or ice-cream. Reddit’s TIFU (Today I F*cked Up) provides the story, courtesy of ajunkiesbedroom (note: I don’t ever want to see that bedroom.) “So I began my nightly ritual as most people do. I prefer to watch Netflix as I masturbate though, it helps mask noises and such. So I was watching Louie as I was beating my meat and of course my mom knocks on the door but doesn’t actually wait for a response. So I hear the knocking on the door and attempt to muster all of my inner ninja to fix the situation and make it look like i’m not making jesus cry but it is much too late. As I gaze up to the TV and I see my demise, Louis CK is devouring ice cream and moaning with the utmost pleasure. My mom walks in and stares at me, with me genitals out, and Louis CK sensually eating ice cream and moaning. She leaves and I don’t know what to do.”
The comments section was filled with the sort of helpful advice that only Redditors can muster; from the vengeful: “Wait for them to have sex and then open their door and go back to whatever you were doing. Explain that if you can’t have privacy, neither can they,” to the practical: “I just take my laptop in the bathroom and kill two birds with one stone. Then I shower. Works out nicely,” to the ingenious: “Say Louie did a bit on old age and testicular cancer, so you decided to check your nuts.”
