On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, while new wife Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave airs her grievances to Dorit Kemsley (who stood her up in a restaurant for 54 minutes), Lisa Vanderpump has fun with Kyle Richards. Lisa tells Kyle to bring her dog to the dog groomer’s. But when Kyle arrives, she’s told that Lisa didn’t make an appointment for Kyle and one of the groomers didn’t show up. That said, Kyle is offered the opportunity to help herself and wash her own dog, which tickles Lisa Vanderpump, who admits that she intentionally didn’t make the appointment for Kyle so she can see her “on all fours and do the dirty work.” Lisa admits, “I just love to f—k with Kyle, and to really wind her up and to really have a laugh at her expense.” She says with a smirk, “Is that wrong?”
[Vanderpump’s book Simply Divine]
Lisa escorts Kyle to the back and together they wash the dog. But Lisa is the one with the hose and yes, she gets Kyle wet. (And Kyle just blow-dried her hair!) When it comes time to dry the dog, again Lisa is the one with the hot air hose. Lisa suggests that Kyle takes the hot air to prove to the dog that it’s okay. Kyle is a good sport about it. “Of course she could not resist torturing me with that hose!” The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesdays at 9pm on Bravo.