Former MLB star Alex Rodriguez does some serious grooming, gentlemen. So if you’re thinking of trying to follow his lead, skip the performance enhancing drugs and tearful apologies (but keep the money) and put on a pink face mask!
Get that skin in good metrosexual shape and you may find yourself in the kitchen with a wife like Jennifer Lopez. And you can play a role in a viral social media ad where you mess up the party planning between JLo and Kim Kardashian — while they’re definitely not FaceTiming. They’re PortalFromFacebook-ing, or portaling, or something like that. The @ makes it easier: @portalfromfacebook.
[NOTE: JLo and A-Rod aren’t actually married, yet. But they sure are playing a married couple in this ad! They couldn’t look more ready.]
Facebook presumably paid a lot of money to get the three stars on board. Did they want a fourth star? It’s hard to think they didn’t, especially if you read the comments. But no, Kim Kardashian’s husband Kanye West skipped this one. Maybe next time?
As one fan writes: “Would have been so dope if Kanye just walked past you at the end with a green mask too.”
