On the final night of the Season 9 reunion of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, after Teresa Giudice reveals that she doesn’t want a long-distance relationship (her imprisoned husband Joe Giudice is facing deportation to Italy), the other husbands join their wives on the set and reveal their RHONJ taglines, if they had one. Jennifer Aydin’s plastic surgeon husband Bill says something about all the nips and tucks he performs to buy his wife things; Dolores’ ex-husband Frank jokes about “spending all my money on boats and whores.”
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But the fun is cut short with part-time wife Danielle Staub joins the cast (the wives and the husbands) and her feud with Margaret Josephs reaches an all-time high. They’re still fighting about Danielle’s televised wedding and the divorce that quickly followed. Margaret yells at Danielle: “You’ve taken a 66-year-old man and you’ve ruined his family,” which Danielle denies. Margaret, who is relentless, adds: “You need to work on your soul, it’s black.” [Related: Who Is Jennifer’s Plastic Surgeon Husband Bill Aydin on Real Housewives NJ?]