Howard Stern is not a normal guy. He admits it. (Who wants to be normal anyway?) Howard’s got some social awkwardness, of course, but that’s a big part of what’s fueled his success. Howard doesn’t mind admitting he’s a little f*&%k’d up, but just don’t say he’s as crazy as his marvelous counterpart, one Robin Ophelia Quivers. Recently Quivers was appalled to discover Howard thought she might be as wacky as he is. “I declare myself less f*&%k’d up than you!” she yelled at him.
Quivers had to yell because Howard stormed through a long list of “crazy” things Robin does, including not-for-everybody coffee enemas. But Howard also mentioned Robin taking Ayahuasca, the tea-like Amazonian Peru brew that celebs like Sting, Penn Badgley and Lindsay Lohan like to down. It’s a drink the New York Times called “frightening and damaging to the psyche.” That’s the last thing Howard Stern would do, surrender his already fragile psyche to a brew that can cause “confusion and tremulousness,” but also reportedly a sense of divine inner peace. Howard probably wouldn’t like either. Robin does.
