Fans of Super Smash Bros. voted for Bayonetta to be added as the final DLC character — with Mario, Pikachu, Yoshi and the rest — for Smash 3DS and Wii U. The trailer (see below) reveals that the Umber Witch will appear in two costumes. Her two tight bodysuits are very similar — both have her signature plunging buttline (a plunging neckline but in the back, but you knew that) and she continues to kick butt while wearing eyeglasses.
Bayonetta gets wicked in both costumes and releases a series of sexual innuendos including “I like it when you play hard to get” and “Don’t tell me you’re done already.” Oh, whatever you do, don’t call Bayonetta a lady. As she’ll tell you, “If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mother.” As DorkShelf writes, “The sultry voice over is so enjoyable at least partly because it sounds so out of place in the Mushroom Kingdom.” P.S. That voice belongs to actress Hellena Taylor. Bayonette will be ready for download in February 2016.
