Kourtney Kardashian has a reservation, she wants you to know, at a very exclusive restaurant — and she’s celebrating by wearing the shortest little black dress imaginable and crossing her legs to reveal plenty of what’s underneath. Instagram predictably melted down over the pic, which is both elegant and provocative.
(Just a quick aside: is it hard for a Kardashian to get a restaurant reservation? We thought the restaurants called them and said please drop by!)
Anyway, the typical response to Kourtney’s sultry pose was this one, seconded by many but admirable for its brevity: “Hottest woman alive 🔥” Of course there is also always this opinion voiced in the comments of a Kourtney post: “The best Kardashian.”
In case you were wondering how Kourtney dresses when she cooks at home, we can show you that too!
As for that “hottest Kardashian” claim, you can’t land the title without some bikini action, so here it is: