Congresswoman Visibly Upset at Capitol Building, “It’s Hard to Hold Back the Tears” by Aurora DeStefano in Daily Edition
MAGA Congressman Says Video Gamers in Basements “Crowding Out” Needy Medicaid Recipients by Phillip Kolb in Daily Edition
Deep South Congressman Slams Pam Bondi’s “Insult To Every Honorable Law Enforcement Officer” by Aurora DeStefano in Daily Edition
E. Jean Carroll Promotes Her Trump Memoir, Jokes Jeff Bezos “Blushing With Joy” by Lucy Strathmore in Daily Edition
Maria Bartiromo Covers Her Mouth Reporting Jobs Numbers, “Uh, Down 33,000” by Claude Wooten in Daily Edition
Gavin Newsom Climbs 60 Ft. Fire Tower, Challenges Trump, “Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is” by Phillip Kolb in Daily Edition
Texas Democratic Candidate Thanks MAGA For “Helping Me Buy Yard Signs” by Aurora DeStefano in Daily Edition
Parents Told To Make “Backup Plans” After Trump Withholds $1.4 Billion for After-School Programs, “This Is Lawless” by Lucy Strathmore in Daily Edition
US Senator Stares Down Reporter for 10 Seconds After “Bail Out” Comment, “I Find That Offensive” by Phillip Kolb in Daily Edition
