Hitler: The Terminal Biography
This book is not about Adolf Hitler, the German dictator, mass murderer, art school reject, cocaine and methamphetamine addict, and so forth. I called it Hitler: The Terminal Biography so you would buy it. Everybody likes to read about Hitler. I won’t mention him again. Go to the next page please.
I don’t know what this book is going to be about yet. Next page.
–D. Harlan Wilson