The NSA may not be everybody’s favorite government agency–and it sure isn’t sending Edward Snowden any Valentines. But don’t say the world’s most sophisticated surveillance operation isn’t romantic. Even codebreakers have heart. To prove it the NSA got positively gooey on Valentine’s Day–appropriating Sting songs (well, more aptly, The Police) to let you know it’s watching you. Wait, that’s not right. Not you–your foreign adversaries. See:
Every move they make, every step they take. We’ll be watching our foreign adversaries. #HappyValentinesDay from the #NSA #vday2015
— NSA/CSS (@NSA_PAO) February 14, 2015
And then there’s this claim–textbook really–that smells a little like protesting too much.
#HappyValentinesDay from the #NSA. No, we don’t listen to your pillow talk. #vday2015
— NSA/CSS (@NSA_PAO) February 14, 2015