92-year-old Russell Kerr didn’t hurt anybody, but he did re-sculpt the bodies of nine other vehicles with his panicked pull-out from a Wisconsin Piggly Wiggly parking lot last week. The nonagenarian couldn’t get his foot off the accelerator.
Kerr, it turns out, won’t be cited. It has yet to be determined if he’ll lose his license. Police don’t have the authority to strip Kerr of his driving privileges, but the Wisconsin DMV–which can revoke a license–will be sent a copy of the report.