Ship Your Enemies Glitter is the sparkly brainchild of embittered people who have had enough. Like you, they know that glitter is the worst. At ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com glitter is finally called what it is: “the herpes of the craft world.” Not the happy, fun, arts-and-crafty substance it’s cracked up to be, glitter has instead been recognized as a weapon by the Ship Your Enemies Glitter people. And they’ve weaponized glitter by doing exactly nothing to it. Glitter already exists in this most annoying and dangerous form–no transformation nececssary. Send some glitter to the people you despise. It will get everywhere and drive them crazy.
At Ship Your Enemies Glitter it costs just $9.99 to ruin someone’s entire living space for the foreseeable future, since once glitter is out it can’t be eradicated. For the $9.99 you even get to include a customized note. Warning: strong language on the ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com site reflects the frustration glitter can cause.