The eye is drawn inexorably to Kourtney Kardashian’s bikini bottoms, because the superstar looks as if she is trying to utterly redefine what it means to be micro in the micro string bikini world. This, ladies and gentlemen, is micro.
Sooner or later the eye reluctantly moves along, noting the gorgeous Palm Springs setting and, well, the rest of the swimsuit. With any other bottoms, of course, that string bikini top might capture more attention. But those aren’t just any bottoms.
We’ve all used cocktail napkins bigger than Kourtney’s bikini. Wow! As one fan says, these bikini bottoms may be the “smallest on earth.”
And that little bow tie? A special touch, no doubt. Even supermodel Emily Ratajkowski, who knows bikinis (see above), wrote: “I want to be here.” And if you think Emily wants to be there poolside, just wait till Kourtney gets started on dinner!