The following story might sound like a conversation overheard in a high school girls’ bathroom but it’s airing on The Real Housewives of Dallas episode “Game of Phones.” After weeks of disagreement between D’Andra Simmons and LeeAnne Holden, the two women have made up. But now D’Andra feels stuck in the middle because she feels if she shows any favoritism toward LeeAnne, she’ll lose the friendship of Brandi Redmond. And if she “chooses” Brandi, she’ll lose the renewed friendship with LeeAnne. Stephanie Hollman also feels stuck in the middle. LeeAnne tries to show how strong a woman she is by telling Stephanie, “I would rather give my friendship away with you than to have you suffer.” Stephanie says she isn’t “suffering” but she ends up crying and says, “Brandi says we’re fake bitches and honestly, we kind of all are fake bitches.”
When Stephanie asks LeeAnne to stop stirring the “alcohol” pot with Brandi, LeeAnne explains, “When I’m hurting, I cut you off at the ankles and I watch you try to crawl away as you’re bleeding to death.” The facial reactions to that statement are hilarious (see below). The Real Housewives of Dallas airs Wednesdays at 10 pm on Bravo, right after The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
l-r: D’Andra and Cary react to LeeAnne’s statement on RHOD (Bravo)