On The Real Housewives of Orange County episode “Rumors,” while Tamra Judge and Vicki Gunvalson gossip about Gina Kirschenheiter’s and Emily Simpson’s marriages while microblading, newly single lady Kelly Dodd meets her new man “the milkman” for a drink. When the milkman calls her out for being “difficult,” Kelly laughs and says she appreciates his honesty. “No one sets me straight.” After sharing a couple more laughs, she tells the Polo oxford wearing, long-haired bearded dude, “I need someone like you in my life.” The milkman warns her that she needs to “take it down a notch” and the need to be “chill about certain things.” Otherwise, “you’re going to be alone for your whole life.”
Kelly doesn’t believe that. “I’m not going to be alone, that’s 100 percent for sure,” she says. But she is willing to be bored to tears by the milkman’s conversation. When the milkman starts talking about how much he loves eating Mexican food — he lists his favorites like he’s reading a menu — tacos, burritos, taquitos — Kelly explains, “he’s young, and nice. I’m all about the thrills right now, not about the bills. So it’s just fun for right now.” The Real Housewives of Orange County airs Mondays at 9pm on Bravo.