When Kylie Jenner isn’t busy policing knockoffs of her lipliner, she’s by the pool. Given the huge industry Kylie Jenner Cosmetics has become, it’s left her with less time than you’d think to lounge around in swimwear. If you’re thinking her curated list of her own “best swimsuit moments of 2016” is going to be like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, you’re only half right. There are some great shots and she seems happy enough — but there is never anybody there with her. Ever. In any of them. Swimsuit Kylie is all alone. Just her and her iPhone and some glistening water.
She’s also strangely never wet — another thing that makes Kylie Jenner unique, it would seem. Almost anybody else picking their ten best moments in a swimsuit would include at least one with a friend around — or at least one where they actually go into the water. You know, the swim part of swimsuit. Here’s wishing Kylie a great new year, with lots of friends and a dip every once in a while. Here’s the link to Kylie’s best swimsuit moments of 2016.
This one, despite the heart, didn’t even make it:
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) December 13, 2016