On The Real Housewives of Melbourne episode “Old Sparks, New Starts,” while Chyka Keebaugh, Susie McLean and Gamble Breaux go shopping for wedding-gift inspiration (Gamble’s getting married), Janet Roach receives an unexpected call from her ex-husband Brian. According to Janet, Brian cheated on her. On the show, Brian tells Janet “Whilst we were together, I never slept with another woman. The worst thing I did — which you know about — when we went to Asia, I was guilty of having happy endings. Which you KNOW about.” Happy endings, in case you don’t know, is a certain climactic way of finishing off a massage.
Janet says: “I was only jealous because he was paying for them and I was doing them for free. Brian would be the perfect man if he wasn’t a cheating piece of …” The Real Housewives of Melbourne airs Fridays at 9pm on Bravo.