The 57-year-old actress Sharon Stone posed nude for Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Of course she looks incredible. Incredible being defined as “impossible to believe,” dubious, highly unlikely. If you read the interview without looking at the photos, you’d be afraid to look. “I’m aware that my ass looks like a bag of flapjacks,” Stone says. There isn’t a trace of flapjack in the photos. So either Stone is lying about her ass, delusional about her body, or the photos have been photoshopped to erase the flapjacks.
After discussing her past health issues (brain aneurysm, stroke), Stone goes on to talk about her love life. “I never get asked out,” she says. “It’s so stupid. I don’t know what to do. I’ve been getting more brazen with flirting, but I don’t think men realize that I’m flirting. They just think, ‘Oh, she’s fun!'”