There’s all kinds of chatter about The Longest Ride star Scott Eastwood’s big reveal that Ashton Kutcher was stepping out on Demi Moore. Talking on Andy Cohen’s perfectly-named guilty-pleasure talk show Watch What Happens: Live, Eastwood spilled the old Kutcher can of worms.
But it’s what led up to the reveal that’s much more fascinating for any red-blooded male who happened to watch. Cohen was talking with Jon Cryer–the most durable of the Two and a Half Men–about the awkwardness of working with Kutcher on the show. Why was it awkward? Because Jon Cryer used to date Demi Moore. In the 80s. Yes, there’s a Mars rover, a capitalist China, a black president, and a Kim Kardashian–but Jon Cryer dated Demi Moore? Wonders never cease. Cryer has always been cool, even when he’s playing the anti-cool, but this little tidbit makes the Cryer cred go up like Charlie Sheen’s testosterone levels. Want to know more about Cryer’s secrets? His memoir, So That Happened, is out this week.