Several years ago actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi fled the United States as fugitives from justice in a real-life caper as twisted and bizarre as any screenwriter could imagine. At one point the couple were living in their car and claimed an evil sect was trying to assassinate them. They threatened producers and studio executives, and Quaid was banned from Actors Equity after striking a fellow cast-member (he said he was just in character). They are currently living in Canada and are suing the U.S Government (John Kerry, specifically) over a passport issue (their United States passports expired and won’t be renewed because the Quaids are still facing outstanding felony warrants).
Today a video surfaced on YouTube which features the Quaids in a compromising situation. Technically it’s a celebrity sex tape, hust a very odd one. To begin with, Quaid now looks like Papa Smurf. He goes on a rant against Village Roadshow executive Bruce Berman, claiming he stole the Quaids’ house. He accuses the New York Post of trying to smear him. And just to show how he’s being f*cked by Post publisher Rupert Murdoch, he then proceeds to have (simulated?) sex with wife Evi while she wears a Rupert Murdoch mask. “You wanna f*ck me, Rupert?” he yells, “Well, I’m gonna f*ck you.” Needless to say, the video is NSFW. Quaid’s paranoia has reached fever-pitch; it can only be a matter of time before his claims about the Illuminati become claims that he was abducted by aliens.