Celebrity disaster media is delighted with Sharknado thespian Tara Reid’s recent escapade at the bowling alley. The once-compelling Hollywood actress posted photos of herself–when the paparazzi fades, self-reliance!–at a bowling alley wearing tight pants and just a bra. For all the haters, she does seem to be having a good time.
But the more compassionate media–and we’re not saying that’s us, but–have expressed concern for Tara’s physical, not just mental, state. The camera famously adds ten pounds says the old adage. And even though Reid is very rarely in front of a camera anymore (besides her own), she seems determined to rid herself of all flesh. She’s dangerously, disturbingly skinny. Nowhere is horrible skinniness more noticeable, btw, than in a bowling alley. Bowling alley cuisine makes sure such a physique is a rarity. Yet Reid would not eat french fries, hot dogs, frozen pizza, fried Oreos, or any of the other delicious bowling alley menu items.