On the next Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, five of the ladies get in a limo and are driven to a resort in Santa Barbara. On the way there, Brandi Glanville reveals what turns her on, sexually. This is what she says: “Walking in on a man who’s with another woman and not being able to walk away because he still has to” — fill in the blank yourself. Most of them are shocked. Lisa Vanderpump is disgusted, but not surprised. Kyle Richards appears shocked. Newbie Lisa Rinna says, “That’s creepy.” The only one housewife nonplussed by the comment: Brandi’s new BFF Kim Richards almost yawns at the revelation.
A lot of weirdness ensues when they return home, too. Eileen Davidson and her husband Vince Van Patten invite Kyle and Kim Richards, Brandi Glanville and Lisa Rinna to their Malibu home for a game of poker. Kim acts strangely, like the old Kim when she used to drink, and fawns all over Brandi. On their way out, Kyle tries to intervene in the Kim/Brandi lovefest. When Kyle pulls at Brandi, Brandi pushes back, hard.