The notoriously–and understandably–media-averse Marshawn Lynch answers questions very directly for sponsor Skittles in this fake news conference. Lynch has got a big, big bowl of Skittles in front of him and is as funny as can be. He seems to be enjoying himself, too–or at least he makes us feel as if he is. (Thanks, Marshawn! We’re sorry to intrude but everybody really does want to know what it feels like to be in “beast mode.”)
Spoiler alert. Lynch, given other choices, would choose to live on earth. Picks blimp over jet pack. Cat videos over dog videos. Oh, and Skittles makes things awesomer. And beast mode? He tells you.