On the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville is wining and dining her former BFF Lisa Vanderpump. Brandi thinks Lisa owes her an apology and of course Lisa still thinks Brandi’s the one who should be asking forgiveness. When Lisa agrees to meet for lunch, Brandi (dressed in a symbolic white dress) explains that she still cares for Lisa, which Lisa doubts. “I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t,” said Brandi. She sounds earnest — which is saying a lot. Brandi isn’t the most heartfelt housewife.
Then although Lisa told Brandi twice that she wouldn’t attend Brandi’s housewarming party, lo and behold, guess who shows up in gold heels with a bottle of champagne. Everyone at the party is surprised to see Lisa including Brandi’s new BFF, Leeza Gibsons – they’re on Celebrity Apprentice together. When Lisa leans in to kiss Brandi (who slipped into a devilish red dress for the party), we hear Lisa say to Brandi, “Don’t pinch me.” It probably was meant metaphorically — like, you don’t need to pinch me, I’m really here — but we wouldn’t put a pinch pass Brandi.