‘Tis the season for celebrity death hoaxes. Cesar Millan “The Dog Whisperer” and Guns N’ Roses lead man, Axl Rose, were reportedly dead this week. Both are alive and well and have good humor. Millan let his dog, Junior, announce his well-being on Facebook while Axl Rose joked on Twitter: “If I’m dead do I still have to pay taxes?”
As if to prove that it really is the rude and crude Axl Rose tweeting, he’s been leaving a trail of Bill Cosby rape jokes including this one: “Next time ur stressed Keep Calm! One glass n’ u wake up w/out ur panties! It’s good for u in so many ways!” That last line is what Louisa Mortiz, one of the women who is accusing Cosby of rape, said Cosby told her while forcing her to give him fellatio. Aren’t you glad Axl Rose is alive?