The most inaccurately-titled TV show, Celebrity Apprentice is returning to NBC. The new season of the Trumpfest of C-listers who will raise money for charity by competing to impress Donald Trump for a non-existent job was announced on this morning’s Today. Cast members include ‘actors’ Ian Ziering and Lorenzo Lamas; reality stars Brandi Glanville, Sig Hansen, and Kenya Moore (it’s okay; I don’t know who they are either); former Cosby Show actress Keisha Knight Pulliam; everyone’s favorite divorced mother of eight, Kate Gosselin; and mustache-owner and occasional journalist Geraldo Rivera.
Former winner Joan Rivers also appears as a guest adviser. After her death, the show considered re-editing her appearance, but decided instead to do something to honor her during those two shows. “I think she would have liked it that way,” Trump said. Celebrity Apprentice begins in January.