The stars of Real Housewives of New Jersey decide to “escape mommy mode” and travel together to Atlantic City for a weekend of debauchery. Watch out, Teresa Giudice and her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga are extremely hormonal in this “Secrets Revealed” series of episodes, both are menstruating or as Gorga announces: “We’re the period twins.” But that’s not the weirdest thing Gorga says. Upon gettng into the chauffeured van, Gorga says of the vehicle: “I feel like we’re going to a bachelorette party like we’re going to suck ___ or something.”
When Teresa and Melissa pick up Dina, she complains about Atlantic City being “a melting pot of white trash. It’s f—king gross.” Tuns out Dina has her period too. “Oh my god,” she says to Teresa and Melissa in the van, “we’re going to be miserable bitches all weekend long.” Good luck, ladies. Part 1 of “Secrets Revealed” starts Sunday, October 26 at 8pm on Bravo.