Reality TV star Tori Spelling (True Tori) might be pregnant with her fifth child, presumably fathered by her recovering addict, suicidial husband Dean McDermott. A celebrity couple struggling to make their marriage work and discovering that they’re pregnant is the definition of TV drama, which is currently the main source of income for the Spelling/McDermott family. Here are five reasons why Tori should have baby #5:
- Tori will eat something.
- Tori will have a reason to cry at the drop of a hat… especially while driving, since she does it anyway.
- Dean will stop asking Tori “Why are you even with me?” (Because she likes babies, and ratings.)
- Tori can worry about something besides Dean cheating on her, unless he does it again, while she’s pregnant!
- Baby #5 would help promote her children’s clothing line at JCPenney. (In Tori’s world, she’s broke.)
The Season 2 premiere of True Tori airs October 21 at 9pm ET on Lifetime.