This is not a drill, people. Donald Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. I’m going to let that sink in for a while. Here’s a photo of a baby Panda for you to look at while you’re thinking about the words Donald Trump, Nobel Peace Prize Winner. Kristian Berg Harpviken, head of the Peace Research Institute in Oslo, confirmed that the man who thinks that John McCain isn’t a war hero, wants to build a wall on the US-Mexico border, who isn’t a very good loser, and who likes to joke about having sex with his daughter, was nominated for the prestigious award for his “vigorous peace through strength ideology.” Enjoy this video of kittens and puppies.
The name of Trump’s nominator is not known. Of course, just because someone is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, that doesn’t mean they’re going to win it. Keep telling yourself that over and over, and try to forget that although Trump lost in Iowa, he is leading in New Hampshire polls among Republican voters. By a lot. Here are some clumsy elephants.