Kris Jenner isn’t wearing much besides a proverbial (and literal) target on her back. But the most famous momanger of them all, matriarch of the Kardashian dynasty, makes sure what she is wearing on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar works for her. That means she’s not just tossing together some old rags willy-nilly — it all has meaning (and branding!). Jenner, who appears to revel in the idea that people are taking aim at her, clearly wouldn’t consent to being so imperiled without her Manolo Blahniks — for one.
The shot, below, portrays a joyous Jenner tacked up on a target wheel gleefully dodging blades. She’s wearing five brands which obviously see a benefit in being attached to her. Harper’s Bazaar helpfully lists them; here they are: