Well first of all it's not really him. Samuel L. Jackson, that is. And of course it's not Shakespeare or Hamlet either, but you knew that too. It's a 2paragraphs Translation!
Shakespeare: "Lay not that flattering unction to your soul. That not your trespass but my madness speaks." (Hamlet to his mother, after she slept with his uncle.)
2p translation: "Do NOT say I'm crazy just because I'm calling you out on your bullshit."
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