So James Brown will teach you to dance. The question is: can you learn these moves? Sure, no problem, Mr. Brown. I'll get to it as soon as I finish my Michael Jordan dunk lessons. Which is right after my Kasparov chess class. Then, bang, funky chicken it is. Here's a video of the generous James Brown showing us just what to do. Warning: it's advice you may find hard to follow.
And below that, what a little practice will get you.
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