Iron Can features billionaire fabric softener Tony Starch in a pun-punched parody of the zillion dollar hero franchise. Starch is no Robert Downey Jr. (he’s, ahem, Ultra Downy Jr.) but you may not miss RDJ. Here Iron Man is an actual household iron. Yup, we said pun-punched. By the end you may just wonder at what point does the real Iron Man begin parodying itself? Nah, you won’t. But you may smile. And you will probably always look at your iron differently.
It’s a great looking piece of film introduced perfectly: “From the moronic mind of BATFAN comes the motion picture event of the afternoon: IRON CAN.” You could search the Internet far and wide for a better way to waste 3:13 on a cold Friday afternoon. Or you could just watch this now.